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Saya suka bermain ding-dong, dulu. 

Ketika itu uang jajan saya hanya sebesar Rp.100,- per hari. Dan untuk bermain ding-dong, saya harus merelakan diri untuk tidak bersilaturahmi kepada ibu kantin selama 6 hari. Di akhir minggu, duit yang terkumpul cukup untuk memuaskan diri selama beberapa jam di tempat ding-dong.

Sebut saja Golden Axe, 1942, Street Fighter, Captain Commando, Cadillacs & Dinosaurs, dan banyak game yang saya lupa namanya. Ini lah yang bertanggung jawab akan habisnya duit jajan saya selama seminggu. 

Semua permainan di tempat ding-dong bisa dijelaskan dengan sangat sederhana. Kamu punya koin, bermain, jika beruntung dalam permainannya, kita bisa mendapatkan bonus nyawa extra.  Nyawa extra ini bisa kita gunakan untuk bermain apabila kita mati. Lucunya, game-game di ding-dong ini biasanya tidak ada habisnya. Begitu selesai menamatkan, kita akan dibawa kembali ke awal permainan. Gameplaynya akan tetap sama, namun dengan tingkat kesusahan yang lebih tinggi. Apabila semua nyawa dan nyawa extra telah habis, permainan akan selesai. 

Namun tunggu, masih ada kesempatan jika kamu belum bosan.

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So what is it about this ding-dong stuff and shit. Nothing, it just i dont find any good  prologue to declare a war to my new hated phrase, “ITS COMPLICATED“. It really pissed me off when people talking about how complicated “ITS COMPLICATED” is, especially when it comes to explain a love relationship.

“We don’t want each other anymore, but it just don’t over. It’s complicated deh”. Blah! Pemikiran macam apa ini. When it comes to relationship, there’s no “ITS’ OVER”. Relationship, once its started, it will never be ended, i repeat NEVER. It only transform from love-love, love-hate, hate-hate (or other combination, you decided), It’s not complicated at all. There are things out there that more complicated than your relationship.

Think about this:

1. Pilkada Surabaya it’s more complicated than your relationship. It’s so complicated it makes you don’t care about it.
2. Global Crisis is more complicated than your relationship. It’s so complicated it makes you don’t want to know about it and keep buying stuff from another country.
3. “How does rain happen” is more complicated than your relationship, It’s so complicated it makes you want to skip the geography class.
4. Metamorphosis is more complicated than your relationship, It’s so complicated it makes you got 5 in your biology test.
5. “Kemanakah Bajaj akan berbelok” is more complicated than your relationship, It’s so complicated it makes only two person that know where will it go, God and Supir Bajaj..
6. “Ngurus NPWP” is more complicated than your relationship. It’s so complicated it makes you dont want to have one.
7. Gay thing and stuff like that are compl… oh wait, that is not my teritory and i don’t want to comment about it.
8. Lihat kesekeliling dan tambahkan sendiri list ini.

So stop whinning about  “ITS COMPLICATED”, as a matter of fact, stop using that phrase, start it from now. Because it really pissed me off and i dont mind to kungfu-kick your jaw when i see you whine about it.

Anyway, i really want to buy my self a ding-dong console, yes i’m talking about that big ding-dong box. I’m gonna put it in my room, for the sake of old time.